The Trends And Sayings Of The Collective Passe Around The World
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Read these and weep. At the patheticness of it all. Hey, we never claimed to be cool.

Things that Rock!

-Strange dogs(like the one on the left!!!)bring light to my life,like Trevor the poodle.R.I.P. You little freak-hope there's lotsa lampposts up there...-Getting into clubs for free
-Getting into shows for cheap prices when you know all you pop-loving friends are paying three times as much to see people who
a)dont like their fans
b)lipsync
c)play in large vennues with bad acoustics
d)only care about the money
-Getting into new bands,you know when all of a sudden you're like-"Hey-this band is GREAT!"
-Meeting your idols
-Stilettos-especially my GORGEOUS new 4" green ones...sex on heels...
-Tokyo,oh how i love this little city

The LAYTEST trendy things to do and say...

-"HOOVENILAY" You're not juvenile, you're 'hoovenilay'. Well actually were that's us...

-"BITCHSLAP" At the mo jen and I are tearing up the London scene and spreading the word of 'bitch-slapping'. Use it.Abuse It. Piss the hell out of random people.And their girlfriends-we have.

-"ALLO PUNTA!" No we're not cockney.No we don't quite understand what a punter is. Yes it is fun to say.

"SYMBIOTIC", as in the passe and john stevens have a symbiotic relationship.If you still dont get it-look it up dweeb.

"DWEEB" -the explanation above sparked a mini chain of thought-ie this word is cool.So use it moron. ;) 

"MAYBE,JUST MAYBE",followed by"THE NATIONAL LOTTERY" in a corny,female,Brit accent.hey-if your not English,you wont get this,so dont sweat it(please,that's gross).

"KAWAII"-it means cute/cool in Japanese.Or so I'm told(damn those pesky Sacred Heart girls-always getting me in trouble). I like it.Not sure if i can pronounce it properly though.

"MINGER" Oohoo!classic Brit garble,I love it!Use it about you teacher-but for your own sake,check his/her nationality first.

"TRENDY WENDY"

"RAT BAG" as in "I know I should call him,but I'm a ratbag." or "I wish I could help, but you see I'm a ratbag"

"MIRV" Yes it comes from an acronym for a nuclear war policy but that just conveys all the more how very pissed off you could be when you break out with "I'm so merved off!"

Stupid Quote Of The Week

Monica: "It looks further from afar" duh.

Veronica: "When the time comes,we will cross the road" riyyyyyt

Anna Lee:(about Riccardo)Do you think he likes me (ehem,maybe anna,just maybe)

Hoki:" The ink looks really...inky." spot on.