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Blobette the Kinky I think the phrase "oh yah yah yah dahhling" best sums up this 'less inatentive' member of the passe-check out this excerpt from an email I received,you'll soon get my point... "Ive replced u jen and monica with a new PASSE,u are this Greek grandma that came to england to learn english and she has got into Francis Holland despite being 67.Shes very nice,looks a bit like u, makes us fish for breakfast and cloggs us with a rolling pin for not working,and she keeps yelling "wherrs Alex-ANDRRA?" i dont know if shes urs. Jenny has been replaced by a dwarf foreign exchange student from Bulgaria with a lisp and a third eye,Monica has been replced by this transvestite drunk off the school with a limp who crawls into the school during the night and is kicked out when the teachers come in, he has taught me how to sew underwear from bin liners and old dental floss,and the grandma Pavlikikaki has taught me what i should wear goats wool mittens when cooking pancakes,i dont know why,and the bulgarian dwarf has taught me not to judge dwarves sexual lives as they are very active as what they give they receive." HAHAHAHAH!I LOVE IT!KEEP IT COMING PEOPLE!THERE'D BE NO WAR IF EVERYONE WAS RANDOM!(think about it) |
| Juny The Puny This is my good friend Hal. I took this picture on his birthday. I think he likes to be in pictures. OK OK,I JUST HAD TO LEAVE THAT IN!Jenny would appreciate being called Hal.I think Hal would be a very nice person.So Does Hal.So Does Jenny.hee hee.hoo hoo. No,dont adjust your compy moniter:you did not,i repeat,did not just enter the twighlight zone(as likely as it seems considering the previous paragraph).That right there people, was the what has come to be known as jenalex(or to a priveledged few,julex/julalex or just plain"omg their at it again")humour in its purest form.Laugh.Cry. Either way this skinny minny with a penchent for reverse peadophillia(oh how quickly it spreads,bob),sk8ers,piercings and the degradation of all male beings on this planet in general(not forgetting the kind charity worker for the bosnian refugee cause,people!)doesnt give two hoots as she is much too superior for the likes of an insignificant,puny mortal such as yourself.So there.Nany nany poo poo. Oh yeah;and just check out that look.Withering.Spine tingling.In short-Puny.Beautiful. |
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Freaky Moneaky Miss her the most cos I see her the least."Dont cry for me Monengina!The truth is I ACTUALLY MOVED CLOSER TO YOU. Christmas,Easter,Your Neighbour's 1st Gall-stone Removal,I'll be there in the Phillipines,knocking on your door,clutching a box of low-grade cookies and an empty "Krispy Kreme" packet (sorry I'm only human,we know what you'd have done...eherm...BOUGHT THE FRANCHISE!),Oh yes my little one....I'll be there... Yah,ok.To end this on a less homicidal-old grandmother-with-a-bad-hip-and-a-potentially dangerous-zimmerframe tone I just want to add these last few words for those "in the know"(I know it was embarrassing girls, but we've got to face up to that crazy night some time or another.It's just not right!I cant go on preten..oh fuck it,here's the bloody phrase-) "I SAY PIMP" dot dot dot.Passe,you're on your own now.Handle this in your own way. |
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Anna The Undecided "Wait for Wain" or "Rumble with Riccardo"??? This is little Anna Lee's modern day version of "to be or not to be?".Characterised by her huge school shoesies(any of you who know the cheeky girls should be breaking into song , dance and makeup rashes right about now),interchangeable eyes(one glass pair for every day of the week)and morning shots,behind it all she only wants to be loved.And loved she is...when she gets down to gaspanic on a thursday night.Loved all over the room.By staff and strange GERMAN men alike ;) |
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Cazerella Doesnt Caz look like a princess? |
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Happy and Grumpy
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Hannah And Anna-the japanese ying yang
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