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The Story: Well, one to many 'Gay Breezes'in Cannes left the Passe scattered,separated and running for home.Well kinda,but none of us (except for the one named Furry Jenny)were much good at directions...well v ended up in bosnia milking chickens(no,not easy,but non-the-less do-able),Jenny is working in a little pub named "The Greasy Meat Knife",Delia has become a nomad in the desert with her near perfect boyfriend,Andre-aka Hans.And I ended up in..Nihongo!!!!!!!Yes Japan...and here is my story... |
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Capturing the locals... I knew it was essential for my survival to aquire native guides,so I waited for hours dressed up as a large fluffy dog to lure in my wide-eyed japanese prey... At last!It worked and I managed to capture to 'innocent' little kinda japanese gits.Did I say gits?I meant girls.. |
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| Making them my evil hench(wo)men I drugged them into sleep and began altering their minds with a little bit of brain washing...moohooohoohoohaaahaha!!!! |
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The transformation is complete And they are truly evil and hag-like(sorry ana,but its true,get over it) and ready to begin my evil bidding...that being... |
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Rounding Up Tokyo's hardcore clubbers for the next part of my plan... Which they had no problems with,all they had to do was shake a little ass(yurie)and wave around the bar menu and they had the boys right where they wanted them...dun dun duhh... |
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....As well as the competition... Tokyo's mastermind's had to be deleted. Captured here is someone who we dont really give a damn about-indeed its my arch nemesis Evil Elena in the background who we were actually after(I just happened to pick really incompetent people to brainwashh and command my bidding-honestly) |
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This is one of my favorite images I took it when he wasn't looking. I took it when he wasn't looking. I took it when he wasn't looking. I took it when he wasn't looking. I took it when he wasn't looking. |
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And finally....some *tiny* differences between Japan and England 1)You have to pee standing up. Yes,even girls. 2)They sell cigarettes and alcohol in vending machines on the street(even though the the drinking and smoking age is 20 noone can really tell b/cause everyone is short anyway) 3)The av. cost of a drink is 4pounds, a packet of cigarettes is 1pound fifty. 4)To save you from the strenous activity of licking your fingers to open your plastic bag, your friendly local supermarket provides a special wet cloth to save you the trouble of reaching up to your mouth. 5)Clubs end at 11am
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